I’ve just doodled a picture of Jesus And I’ve just eaten five types of cheeses ‘Cause this guy here just does as he pleases But never gets a ‘bless you' whenever he sneezes.
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As with many teenage boys, drawing a penis and testicles on whichever surface opportunely presented itself was a staple pastime for Karlheinz Kunkel. But whilst the pork swords his friends drew were f
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